When I was younger, my friend's mother used to literally put a bowl on top of her son and cut his hair, lol.
Nah. It actually didn't look that good. The whole family was a little odd, except my friend, of course.
^^F*cking fundies and their trustworthy bowl cuts Spoiler NEVER trust someone with a bowl cut, like ever. They most likely have 13 kids chained up at home