Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Mr.Lame, Feb 14, 2018.
So, if everyone has a price, what's yours?
Personally, global overlord.
A tub of ice cream.
Dang girl LOL
I might be selling myself short but what the hell
^ That's actually Darth Maul, not the Devil.
pack a smoke's and a six pack ( don't take me for granted )
A price for what tho?
Meh. I don’t really want anything. Maybe a year off work paid and a blowjob a day from someone female, petite and enthusiastic
This guy is askin' all the right questions. Like what're we talking? To sleep with you? $150-500. To entertain your parents/in-laws? $8,000,000.17.
With a question like that, it could be eating aids infested underwear, going against a moral. What is your price? Something small you wouldn't ask the price of someone.
Also 8Mil?! That's excessive
No on the aids-y drawers. And seventeen cents. Can't forget the dime, nickle, and two pennies. (Or three nickles and two pennies or 17 pennies.)
I will gladly pay you tomorrow for entertainment today
You've clearly never hired a hoe before. We like our money up front + tips in our undies.
It's a reasonable offer. I'll include some interest for free.
Reasonable if you're insane. The standard is 10% down at booking, the rest when it's delivered. But for you? Half up front.
So I only get half of you upfront? Intriguing!
Nope half of your payment
Ah damn, it's loosing appeal now
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