Meh. I don’t really want anything. Maybe a year off work paid and a blowjob a day from someone female, petite and enthusiastic
This guy is askin' all the right questions. Like what're we talking? To sleep with you? $150-500. To entertain your parents/in-laws? $8,000,000.17.
With a question like that, it could be eating aids infested underwear, going against a moral. What is your price? Something small you wouldn't ask the price of someone. Also 8Mil?! That's excessive
No on the aids-y drawers. And seventeen cents. Can't forget the dime, nickle, and two pennies. (Or three nickles and two pennies or 17 pennies.)
Reasonable if you're insane. The standard is 10% down at booking, the rest when it's delivered. But for you? Half up front.