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  1. Mr.Lame

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    So, if everyone has a price, what's yours?

    Personally, global overlord.
     
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    A tub of ice cream. :hungry:
     
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  3. Mr.Lame

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    Dang girl LOL
     
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    I might be selling myself short but what the hell
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    ^ That's actually Darth Maul, not the Devil.
     
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    Oh snap.
     
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    pack a smoke's and a six pack ( don't take me for granted ) :D ;)
     
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    A price for what tho?
     
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    Meh. I don’t really want anything. Maybe a year off work paid and a blowjob a day from someone female, petite and enthusiastic
     
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    This guy is askin' all the right questions. Like what're we talking? To sleep with you? $150-500. To entertain your parents/in-laws? $8,000,000.17.
     
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    With a question like that, it could be eating aids infested underwear, going against a moral. What is your price? Something small you wouldn't ask the price of someone.

    Also 8Mil?! That's excessive :rofl:
     
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    No on the aids-y drawers. And seventeen cents. Can't forget the dime, nickle, and two pennies. (Or three nickles and two pennies or 17 pennies.)
     
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    I will gladly pay you tomorrow for entertainment today
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    You've clearly never hired a hoe before. We like our money up front + tips in our undies.
     
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    It's a reasonable offer. I'll include some interest for free.
     
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    Reasonable if you're insane. The standard is 10% down at booking, the rest when it's delivered. But for you? Half up front.
     
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    So I only get half of you upfront? Intriguing! :D
     
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    Nope half of your payment :)
     
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    Ah damn, it's loosing appeal now :cry:
     

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